Green Apples and Rocks

This website has been set up to discuss my daily escapades selling internet marketing solutions to the attorneys of New York City.

I have been with a Legal Internet Marketing Company for almost 4 years. During that time I have met over 1500 lawyers. Each meeting has its own story. You can follow my journey and my stories here on my blog. 

When given permission, I will share the names of these lawyers, otherwise instead of names, I will simply call them by their sequential number. My goal is to meet all 8,000 lawyers in NYC.

Here are some quick highlights of what you have missed.

#807  Witnessed a lawyer who also moon lighted as a bail bondsman slam, cuff, then arrest  a suspect on the very same desk I had my notes. Of course this happened in Brooklyn.

#425 at 10:07 am Drank 5 shots of Russian Vodka with a Russian “Lawyer”  who insisted we drink while eating sliced green apples. Also took place in Brooklyn.

# 401 Met with a 87 year old attorney at her home. A very nice lady. Sold her a profile on I was ok with it. I didn’t feel bad because she called down her 104 year old mother to approve the order! However, it did get a little dicey when she asked to pay in rocks….

My name is David Wodnicki, and this is my blog.


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    Breakfast of Champions!

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