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Yogizaki

T’was the night before Thanksgiving, Everyone was working, it was a full house, Inmailing, Teamlinking, or at least pretending to move their mouse.   There is a bottle of fancy Japanese whisky just sitting right there. That’s Yogi’s, he just … Continue reading

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Staple Lawyer

If lawyer 2431 is still in business next year. I will retire. Now, It’s been discussed here that I have met lawyers that don’t have websites. No big deal. I have even met lawyer’s without computers. So what? But when … Continue reading

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Doctor? Lawyer? What’s the difference?

So I have been wanting to meet lawyer 2321 for over 2 years. Unfortunately he is in one of only 5 buildings downtown that has really tight security. You would think that after 9/11, especially in downtown NYC  buildings would … Continue reading

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Facebook, Twitter, Linkedin and Urban Spoon

Song Break My Child arrived just the other day. He signed up for AOL in the usual way. Before he knew it, it had went away. Signed up for Myspace the very next day. And he was friendstering before I … Continue reading

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Whoop! Does it Count?

Me: Is he asleep? Boss: I don’t think so. Me: Bang on the desk as a test. Boss: No , you do it. Me: I cant. Me: Should we continue with our presentation? Boss: This stuff can’t be that boring … Continue reading

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No Call No Show

I have not met as many lawyers as I have met. Whoa that’s deep. Let me explain.  I respect the appointment, I do. I have to respect it. Otherwise I will just sit at my desk all day long and … Continue reading

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Pajama Lawyer

Well…It happened. It was bound to happen. There have been a number of close calls over the past few years. The  “Hold on a minute.” The  “Just a second.” And of course we can’t forget in an abnormally high pitch … Continue reading

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Any Any.. 5… $5 dollar hosting (Title works best if you hum the subway commercial song)

Met with Lawyer 1721 today. This is a prominent insurance defense firm in NYC. I’m not a real estate broker, but from the size of their office, I’m guessing they are spending approx 30,000/ month on rent. But I could … Continue reading

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I’m F****** AL Gore

I tend to have someone ride with me now and again. Our executives want to have a good pulse on what is going on in the field. Too bad the pulse of NYC is like someone having a heart attack as … Continue reading

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Mental Masturbation

It took a day like yesterday to spark another blog post. 5 meetings, 5 extraordinary sound bites. Lawyer 1608, “Do you need me to stamp something for you to prove you were here?” Lawyer 1609, “I don’t need a website, … Continue reading

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